A parent's day is often, it can be said, filled with the fluids of life. Coming from holes we're not even sure are supposed to exude such things.
Babies are like that. For a dry, relatively clean single person this can be difficult to understand.
This weekend, however, things went beyond the pail. I finished this morning with a final flush of triumphant goodbyes to a food-poisoning experience I shan't soon forget.
And this morning, as these things are wont to do, Liam showed a little extra vibrancy in his enunciations as well.
As is also usual, I carry Max in from the car around 11:30am and he's tired so I convince him to take a nap (we'll see if it works). No sooner do I then go down and get Liam out of the car and take his bib off (2 hours after last eating) when he decides to expectorate a bunch of smelly spitup.
Oh what fun,
It is to be,
a parent of two tots!
I don't need to go into diapers and blowouts and other events from this morning, at least not for fellow parents. For you single ones out there, and teens thinking of having sex without protection, keep reading.
Naww, just kidding. It's the holidays, I don't want to ruin anyone's lunch! Merry Christmas everyone!
Posted by BilFish at December 20, 2004 11:53 AM