I'm not convinced that Maxwell is my kid.
Sure, my wife says he is, but that's the problem, right? She says that he looks like me a bit, and has the same ornery (sp?) tendencies. ;-)
Yet, still I wonder. Let me put it in animal terms for ya.
Max eats like a sparrow and shits like a cheetah.
I eat like an elephant and poop like a racehorse.
Not even in the same genus much less phyla. See what I mean?
Really makes ya ponder life.
Posted by BilFish at May 24, 2005 06:53 AM